The iBible!
April 29, 2009
(HT: Todd Rhoades)
Excerpts from The Diary of “Dave” Brainerd, Christian Missionary to the Collegiate Indians of Central Michigan
April 14, 2009
By ‘The Bohemian Baptist’, of The Sacred Sandwich
August 2. After enjoying much sweetness in prayer, my heart was filled with the prospect of bringing the young heathens of North America to Christ. In anticipation of the Lord employing me thusly, I sought the necessary provisions for evangelistic success: the guidance of the Holy Spirit, the light of God’s Word, and a Facebook and Twitter account. Oh! What heavenly blessings for the advancement of God’s kingdom!
August 10. After eating a large bowl of Froot Loops for breakfast, I had an affecting sense of my own vileness and cried out to God that He might restore the self-esteem that my teachers at Bill Clinton Middle School instilled in me during my youth. My pleadings brought serenity to my soul that I might yet become an able, psychologically-balanced witness for Christ to the heathens. Watched the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy for the 56th time in preparation for spiritual battle.
September 7. My ministry begins! Entered heathen territory after many days journey deep into the wilderness of Central Michigan University where the natives call themselves the “Chippewas.” With my Dell laptop in tow, I encountered my first group of campus pagans in the student lounge and was immediately discouraged by the sight of the natives using Macbooks and other demonic tools from Apple. Alas! I have already alienated their homogeneous unit with my PC. Was enabled in the evening to plead to God for deliverance from iPhone envy …
Read the rest …
Listen to Your Lady!
March 28, 2009
Produced by Central Christian Church in Las Vegas, Nevada
(Video HT: COLLIDE)
Finally Tonight, Jesus …
March 21, 2009
(Video HT: Todd Rhoades)
Funny: ‘Ignatius’
March 16, 2009
(HT: iMonk)
‘Online relationships are 26.4% real’
February 27, 2009
… says D. J. Chuang, who uses some fancy math to prove it
We Are the Church
February 27, 2009
(Video HT: Todd Rhoades)
Community Christian Church website
How to fit in at almost any church
February 26, 2009
(Video HT: Crimson Window)
Religious program host laughs at singing caller
February 23, 2009
(Video HT: Thabiti Anyabile)
Contrite Mac-basher Tim Challies issues an ‘iPology’
January 30, 2009
Christian singles shouldn’t be completely ‘transparent’ about their sexual past
January 7, 2009
O Horrifically Amateurish Night
December 23, 2008
Perhaps you’ve heard this (if so, I’m sorry):
(HT: Denny Burk)
Origin of the … um, ‘performance.’
Out to lunch
December 18, 2008
For various reasons I won’t go into, I don’t plan on posting anything today (except this notice that I won’t be posting anything).
Some stuff you might enjoy:
- This video - as Abraham Piper says, the more you watch it, the happier you’ll be
- This photo-finding site is amazing
- Two sites you might want to look at, if you don’t already, are Zach Nielsen’s and Jonathan Ignacio’s - they both blog similarly to the way I do here
- You might also think about using the time you would normally use reading blogs in Bible study and/or prayer and/or evangelism, instead (just a thought)
See you mañana friends … Lord willing.
‘A Strong Opinion’
December 16, 2008
More hilarity from The Sacred Sandwich:
The prayer circle: an analysis
December 15, 2008
Prodigal Jon (”Stuff Christians Like”) provides a humorous breakdown of the six characters you meet in a typical Christian prayer circle:
“2. The Almost-er
This is the person sitting near you that is constantly on the verge of praying. You can hear them doing that little breath thing, that small inhale that occurs a split second before someone speaks …”
Read the whole post.
